((Here, have the first small piece of the Identity Porn piece. This will likely not be put on Tumblr, but instead put up in chunks on AO3. It assumes that Tony did take advantage of Coulson’s “Iron Man is a body guard” alibi, and none of the Avengers know that Tony Stark, who owns Avengers Tower where they live and have their headquarters, is also Iron Man, who often fights alongside them. Tony’s Arc Reactor is not public knowledge, and he’s used a variety of methods to give the illusion that Iron Man is a different person. Pepper and Rhodey, of course, know the truth. I like women, so we’re adding some to the ranks. BECAUSE NEEDS MORE LADIES.))
“You are pushing your luck right now. You do realize that, don’t you?”
“What, by calling you while people are shooting at me? That’s, that’s really not a thing, Rhodes, that’s Tuesday in my world.” Tony banked hard to the left, pushing the armor to its absolute limit as he took the corner, repulsors screaming in his wake. Bullets exploded glass windows just a meter or two behind his feet, and he gritted his teeth for a second. Adjusting his trajectory, he dove under a bridge. He cut it so close that he was pretty sure he’d ruined the armor’s paintjob, but it was worth it. Two of the robots went down in explosions that sent shockwaves through the air, knocking him off-kilter.
Tony had to struggle to keep himself on course, and he bounced off a bridge piling before he pulled himself out of it. He was still choking on a curse when his comm unit beeped. Tony rolled, nailing two of his pursuers with a single repulsor blast. “Gimmie a second here, Rhodey, I got another call.”
“Really? You’ve got another-”
Tony switched the feed, without so much as a flinch of guilt. “I’m on it, Cap, I’ve got it.”
“Where ARE you?” Steve snapped. “We are supposed to be-”
“I’ve got this,” Tony repeated, picking off two more before he flipped into a flat dive.
“Hawkeye says you just hit a bridge.”
And it was all yellow.
Taking a break from work while watching gameplay walkthroughs o<-<
Oh gosh this looks so soft and amazing! wow
guys read the fine print its hilarious
THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT
|ephemeraltea says: JayTim, verbally eviscerating someone being anti-queer.|
Three Sentence Meme
"Just as I thought, it says on the tag right here and, as you’re wearing a blended fabric, I think it’s probably within my right to see Red Hood here murder you for your blatant disregard for God’s law— not because you were trying to kick a girl’s head in for expressing the gender she feels most comfortable with—rest assured," Tim helped the young transgender girl back onto her feet and helped adjust her wig.
Of course Tim would never let Jason go through with it, but there was a vicious satisfaction on having the tables turned on a person like this who would beat up a teenager who had never harmed anyone with how she dressed and acted.
"God hates polyblends," Jason added succinctly.
The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken
the tray is being held by the chef’s penis
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg