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Cosplay Commissions Ficcage

grimmnut:

true friendship is making up headcanons together and crying

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posted 2 hours ago with 56,351 notes

maggieblueberry:

snowiedear:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

#i don’t know why i never realized before #that his swagger is because his left side is heavier than his right 

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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posted 2 hours ago with 24,939 notes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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posted 2 hours ago with 19,039 notes

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

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posted 2 hours ago with 79,277 notes

drumlinegirl:

This is definitely on my list of favorite quotes. If anyone ever asks me “What if you’re wrong?” or tries to argue Pascal’s Wager with me, I will present them with this.

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posted 2 hours ago with 1,084 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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posted 2 hours ago with 329,473 notes

konnfusion:

hiding in plain sight

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posted 2 hours ago with 13,623 notes

poppunk-jesus:

marksrayban:

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

gotta-love-greenday:

Nanana nana nanana na na na
Nanana nana nanana na na na


green day or batman you will never know

or my chemical romance or fall out boy

or blink-182

or lots of sodium

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posted 2 hours ago with 116,130 notes

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

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posted 2 hours ago with 43,016 notes