Welcome to the Dark Carnival

thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR

obiwanskenobi:

#psychoanalysis of sass 101 with will graham 

scarstorys:

amoying:

murderisok:

amoying:

somanyfabulouscats:

amoying:

i went into the kitchen to grab a snack and almost had a heart attack because i saw my dad like this.

why are his pants unbuttoned…?

i think when you own your own home you can let yourself a bit loose c’mon

ur mom probz gave him head

thats prob how she looked

merida-straighthair:

how bad can i be (the lorax)

requested by: waltcarrie

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

Zachary Quinto explained his totally normal interview vocab

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

ethicalbutchering:

but like why has no one made a tv show about a bored 1950s housewife who takes up murdering people as a hobby

*takes up lottery habit to produce such a show*

lacylocks:

I’ve given up believing that i will actually finish this wow

but i have this headcanon that ghosts can’t actually get off cauSE THEY’RE GHOSTS but then i remembered bobby’s

~special ghost powers~

flubagirl394:

youhavemysoul:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

The men of Tumblr are my favorite people.

girlmarauders:

#no one hates twilight like the twilight cast